by The Social Feed via Facebook
You Might Be Addicted to Social Media if...
- Count the number of friends you have by your facebook friend count.
- You have more facebook friends than in real life.
- You read DIGG homepage instead of a newspaper.
- You tweet more than you talk.
- When you hear a joke you say "lol" instead of simply laughing.
- You own the Google Search results for your name.
- You can type eighty words a minute but talk thirty.
- Refer to yourself as your blog name. Yeah i'm a .eduGuru!
- You update your status to tell people what your having for dinner, we really don't care.
- You click on this link... come on you know you want to!
- After clicking on the above link you actually laughed or realized what just happened.
- You own an iPhone.
- You use your iPhone to check your RSS feeds while on the toilet.
- You have more than 100 RSS feeds in your feed reader of choice.
- Your feed reader of choice is Google Reader because it's the fastest.
- You have a friendfeed account to help you keep up.
- Because Chuck Norris said so.
- You would rather search for funny YouTube videos instead of watch America's funniest home video reruns.
- You have an account on digg, del.icio.us, twitter, stumbleupon, youtube, flickr, sphinn, mixx, and last.fm.
- You actually know what all of the above sites are.
- You don't use AOL Instant Messanger because it's so 90's.
- You have a special avatar for when you sign up for a social site.
- You check your blogs feedburner readers count daily.
- You declare it a good day when your feedburner read count sets a new high.
- If something on this post pissed you off because it's true.
- You don't just read twitter but when you login you have to scroll through the last thirty pages to find out what you missed.
- After scanning through those thirty pages you are upset that you missed responding live to a tweet from two hours ago.
- You know who Chris Brogan is.
- After reading an article or book you can't wait to write a blog post to share with your friends, because simply going to dinner and talking about it isn't enough.
- If you rank in the top 25% of users on Twitter Grader.
- You submit this post to a social media site... you Digg it... get it.
- You still have an account on Technorati.
- You don't drop business cards you drop links to your LinkedIn profile.
- Email is so old school... just DM me in twitter.
- You love Flickr to post photography but sometimes it's not fast enough so you Twitpic it.
- After writing the last 35 you realize you have a problem and need help... Goodbye...